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The first Sato Maho Oogiri Festival!
Yay!
Now, it started again today!
Japan's most loose Oogiri, Sato Maho Oogiri's auction is finally starting!
Yay!
Maho-chan, how is it?
Well, I think no one has seen Japan's most loose Oogiri before.
That's right.
I hope this will be eye-opening for everyone watching right now.
Eye-opening!
Yay!
But let's have a lot of fun today!
Yes, let's have fun!
Yes, so right away, the members who will participate in this auction will appear!
Wow!
First up is Team 4 of AKB48, Yoshihashi Yuzuka- chan!
Good evening!
Yuzuka-chan!
I'm Yoshihashi Yuzuka and I'm in my third year of class. Nice to meet you!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Yuzuka-chan came to Sato Maho Oogiri the other day and said she wanted to do Oogiri.
And today she's going to do Oogiri Festival!
I'm so happy and I really wanted to do it!
Oogiri!
I'm so happy!
I'm looking forward to it!
Right, Yuzuka-chan?
I wonder what kind of response you'll give.
I'm nervous.
Right, Michi?
I'm nervous.
Do your best!
Yes!
Next up is...
Team A of AKB48, Chiba Erii-chan!
Hi! Good evening! I'm Chiba Erii of AKB48 Team A! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
Erii is like Erii when it comes to big cuts!
When I did a big cut event at the theater in March, my boss called me "big cut master"!
It was amazing!
Erii will definitely be fine!
I'm looking forward to it!
How is it? Are you looking forward to it?
I fell in love with big cuts in March, so I'm really looking forward to it today!
This is exciting!
Thank you!
And next is AKB48 Team A, Yamane Suzuha-chan!
I'm Yamane Suzuha, 20 years old, and I'm from Hyogo Prefecture!
Nice to meet you!
I heard that you came from Hyogo, too!
It's hard to meet you!
I think it's definitely interesting!
Please don't!
I'm looking forward to it, too!
Please don't!
I'll set up an offering!
Please don't!
It's already interesting!
And last but not least!
AKB48 Team K, Megumin of MAGA!
I am Megumin of MAGA, the 3rd grade in Drafts in Team K, and my name is Megumin of MAGA, and I am an adult.
Don!
Yay!
Megumin is so full of energy...
Megumin!
How about you two in your age group?
Megumin!
Yuzuka and Megumin are so close...
Like they're the same age as you...
But she's a tough girl...
She's funny.
I have a lot of things I don't know about Megumin, so I'm looking forward to it today.
I'm curious!
And I've always wanted you to look forward to it.
Oh, I see.
So you have a lot in common.
I do, so I'm looking forward to it, too!
Thank you!
Okay, well, with that said, we'd like to end with the above six people!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Yes, so first of all, I'd like to read the super chat!
Thank you!
Thank you to Hiro-san, Limei-san, Hiro-shi, Mukaitsu- san, Klara-san, Zuppippiwa, and Yuzumegu- koi-ichigo- san!
Thank you!
There are a lot of difficult names!
Thank you!
Before I announce the topic, I'd like to explain the rules this time!
If someone announces the answer, the rest of the members will judge whether it was funny or not funny.
If it's funny, you get a funny answer. If it's not funny, you get a negative answer.
If everyone judges it as a funny answer, you get points.
In the end, the member who gets the most points will be the champion of the first Satomago Oogiri.
We're all rivals, but we're going to have fun.
Is everyone okay?
Yes, we're fine.
Now, I'd like to move on to the first topic.
Here's the first topic.
Two pillars in a theater. What happens when you dye it pink with a ribbon?
Please think about it.
One color of pink?
What do you think, everyone?
I have an idea for a game.
Oh, you have an idea?
Wow!
Yes.
I did it!
Oh, you did it?
Yes.
I did it.
Then...
The fastest one...Eri, do you want to go?
Oh, I haven't started it yet.
Oh, then let's wait a little bit.
Oh, Yuzuko, did you start it?
Yes, I did.
Oh, then let's go, Yuzuko.
Yes.
Two pillars in the theater are dyed with a pink color with a ribbon. What will happen?
A guest, Hayashiyapeipark will come.
Wow!
I would like to decide whether to write "god" or "salt" answers.
Everyone, please write "virtual" answers.
Yes.
Then...
God! God!
God! God! God!
What?
Oh!
It's very interesting.
Isn't it amazing?
I can't think of it.
It's very interesting.
Wow!
I did it!
I like you, Yuzuko!
Wow!
It's true!
Then...
Is there anyone who wants to write the next one?
Yes!
Oh!
Then...
What should I do?
Yes, that's good.
Then...
Let's go with "elite"!
Yes!
Everyone, please write "virtual" answers again.
Yuzuko's next one...
God! God! God!
It's interesting.
It was very interesting.
Everyone, please write "virtual" answers again.
OK?
Let's start.
Two pillars in the theater. What happens when the ribbon is dyed pink?
Director Mukaichi Mion becomes a bodybuilder.
What does it mean?
Well...
I don't have a particular reason, but this is what I came up with.
Mion is a bodybuilder.
Let's move on to the next question.
What?
Oh, my God!
What?
God!
Oh, my God!
So sorry about that!
I imagined it and I got scared.
I imagined it very hard.
I imagined Mion is a bodybuilder.
It's true!
It's not good to think about it.
That's really strong.
Okay, next.
What should I do? Who is it?
I can't decide.
That's cute.
I'm curious about this one.
Megwin, are you ready?
Okay.
Okay, here we go, Megwin.
Okay.
What happens when two pillars in a theater are dyed pink with a ribbon?
Okay.
From the next performance, neither the members nor the fans nor the staff will be able to wear anything but pink clothes.
That's amazing.
That's great.
That's awesome.
I see.
Okay, let's move on to the judgment.
What should I do?
Dyeing! Dyeing!
Dyeing! Salt! Dyeing!
Salt!
Zun and Maho, you chose salt.
I chose a lot of salt today.
All of you are funny.
You are funny, but...
That's true.
That's funny.
I thought you were funny from the bottom of my heart.
That's amazing.
Maho, you're opening up your own heart.
Oh my gosh, I'm scared.
Okay, let's move on.
Then...
Zun-chan, can you do it?
Yes!
Then...
Zun-chan, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't say it.
Okay! Okay!
What happens when two pillars in a theater are dyed in pink with a ribbon?
You can get a 300-yen discount coupon at the maid cafe below.
Wow!
It's cheap for 300 yen.
300 yen!
Wow!
Then let's put this up, too!
God! God! God!
So...
I got it!
Wow!
I'm happy!
It's so funny!
I want it!
Zun-chan, don't do it!
I want it!
Thank you very much!
I'm happy!
As expected of you!
Thank you very much!
Yay!
Then...
Next is me and Maho-chan, but...
What will you do?
I'm not confident, so can I go first?
Then, Maho-chan...
Oh!
I'll put the background back.
Wow!
Everyone's quality is so high...
Please look at me like you usually do.
Kindly!
I'll read it carefully!
Yes!
Well...
Then I'll go!
Two pillars in the theater!
What happens when you dye your ribbon in pink?
Ta-da!
The theater and the sky fly!
Let's start!
There is a reason for it.
Tell me the reason first.
When it turns pink, it's like a girl like a ranger.
Like a girl like "I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry."
The sky fly!
So, Maho-chan is...
Salt! Salt! Salt! Salt!
Go for it, Miku-rin!
Go for it, Maho-chan!
Huh?
It's salt! It's salt!
So, sorry!
Salty!
It's my first time to eat salt like this.
It was a little hard for me to show Sato-maho's softness as a compensation.
I feel sorry for you two.
I'll say something good!
I'll leave it to you, Sato-chan.
Wait! I can't!
I'm looking forward to it.
But first of all, I...
I've been thinking about it for the staff today.
I'm looking forward to it.
What happens when two pillars in the theater are dyed pink with ribbons?
Everyone in the theater dances "para para".
It's a little old-fashioned.
It's just a little old-fashioned word, isn't it?
Please love it!
Um...
It's got salt in it, Yuzuka.
Salt! Salt! Salt! Salt! That's right!
What a shame!
Thank you, Yuzuka!
It's cute, really.
I was talking about saying it's not good to be cute alone.
I'm glad you listened.
Somehow.
Sato Maho and the others...
There was an excuse before we cut it out.
That's where it came from.
That's right.
Excuses are intense.
I always do manzai before I do Sato Maho project.
I did it for the person who wrote the manzai, but it wasn't very good.
It was a little different.
Excuses are intense.
So...
I'd like to move on to the next topic.
Before that, I'd like to read the super chat.
kamu-san!
konpi-yuzukoi-man, domoni-hamani-chudatte-san, hiro- koi-yuzukoi-san, taiwan-yoroi-nashi-san, xyz- san, thank you!
Thank you!
Let's move on to the next topic.
The next topic is...
The introduction of the second NyanNyan Kamen is Chiba Eri!
Tell me about the new characters and their identities!
Please think about it!
It's NyanNyan Kamen!
NyanNyan Kamen...
Is it Eri-chan?
Is it not Eri-chan?
What?
It doesn't have to be a mask, right?
Yeah, it's fine.
What do you think? I'm not confident about this one.
Wow, it's so funny to see everyone's pimples.
It's embarrassing.
I was hiding it.
It's so funny.
Everyone's pimples...
I did it!
Oh, you did it?
Yeah.
Then, Momo-chan, let's go first.
Okay.
Everyone's hurdles are high, you know.
Okay, here we go.
The second NyanNyan Mask's identity is Eri-Chiba.
Please tell us about your new character and your identity.
The first PyonPyon Mask's identity is me!
Hey!
Cute!
Don't you think you'll be forgiven for being cute?
I see.
Okay, please give us your comments.
What will happen?
Kami!
Jiho!
Jiho! Kami! Kami!
So, unfortunately...
I did it!
There are more "kami" than before.
PyonPyon Mask!
Actually, when the first NyanNyan Mask came out, I was just a fan.
I didn't even expect to be Maho-pyon, but I made PyonPyon Mask and drew a rabbit mask on my picture.
So...
Cute!
I didn't expect to be like this now.
The fans are happy!
I hope one day I can transform into a mask.
Next!
What should I do?
Who did it?
Eri!
The identity of the second Nyan Nyan Mask is Chiba Eri!
New character and its identity, please tell me!
The identity of Mr. Jungle Gym is Chiyori Nakanishi!
Everyone, please judge!
Mr.…
It's Mr.…
God! God! God!
God! God! God! I'm sorry!
You did it!
Great!
You're right! It's Mr.…
You have too much to say!
I didn't know much about Mr. Jungle Gym, but…
Mr. Jungle Gym is…
Chiyori, you look like you're climbing Mr. Jungle Gym.
I think I know what you mean.
You look like you're climbing Mr. Jungle Gym and posting it on Instagram.
I think I know what you mean.
That's why I named it Mr. Jungle Gym.
You have a great sense of humor!
I'm embarrassed to listen to it.
You have too much to say!
Next!
Megumin!
Go ahead!
Please tell us the identity of the second NyanNyan Mask, Chiyori, and its new character!
The third one!
Tamagoyaki Mask, Nishikawa Rei-chan!
Wow!
Tamagoyaki Mask, that's for sure!
Please tell us the identity of the second NyanNyan Mask, Chiyori, and its new character!
Kami! Kami!
Salt!
Kami! Kami!
And with that, it's a shame!
It was delicious!
Wow!
Tamagoyaki Mask?
Yes, Rei-chan's mother often told me that she was good at making tamagoyaki.
That's right, that's why tamagoyaki...
It's also on your Instagram stories, isn't it, Rei-chan?
Yes, it is!
Rei-chan always shows me a lot of tamagoyaki!
Certainly, Rei-chan is strict with tamagoyaki!
Yes, it's strict!
And it's tamagoyaki!
I see!
It's cute!
And with that...
Oh! Yuzuka-chan!
Yes!
The second NyanNyan...
I'm not sure about this...
Please tell us the identity of the second NyanNyan Mask, Chiyori, and its new character!
Shushinmeiyo Elementary School, Ishimata Sena!
She's cute!
Shushinmeiyo Elementary School is amazing!
Please judge!
Kamii! Kamii! Kamii! Kamii! Kamii!
And with that...
Congratulations!
Wow!
Thank you!
Wow, this is amazing!
That idea...
You know some amazing words, don't you?
Amazing!
Very difficult words!
I'm sure Sato-chan and I aren't the only ones who can't come up with them!
I heard something like that!
Wow! I'll learn a lot from you!
I'll learn a lot from you!
I'm not that kind of person!
Lastly, I wonder if I and Zun-chan are left?
Zun-chan, would you like to go?
Oh, God!
The second Nyan Nyan Mask is Chiba Erii! Tell me about the new character and its identity!
Okay!
The identity of the "mounting gorilla" that only shows cute images is...
Mom Saguchi-chan!
Please give me a verdict!
People always get angry, you know!
This is a thing that makes you angry!
People always get angry!
They definitely get angry, you know!
Let's do it!
Let's do it, God!
Even though I released a song that would make you angry, I didn't release a song that would make me angry at all.
We don't want you to be angry either, so don't make us angry.
I say I'm not really cute, but when I show it, it all changes.
I'm going to show you a lot of it. I'm going to send you about eight of them.
I'm going to take a mount and send it to you.
I know a little about it.
I'd like you to give me about five of them.
About five of them.
That's amazing.
It's funny.
Thank you very much.
Lastly, Tato-chan.
Can I say something?
Is it okay?
Here we go.
What is the identity of the second Nyan Nyan Mask, Chiba Erii?
Tell me about the new character and its identity.
The black nose is the charm point.
Its identity is...
It's not Chiba Erii-chan, it's Chiba-kun!
So cute!
What do you think?
It's hard.
What do you think? Salt! God! God! God, god! Salty!
Sorry, Eri!
It's not Chiwarin-chan, it's Chiiba-kun.
I'm really sorry!
I got a Super Chat!
I will read the Super Chat!
Hiro Yuzukoi-san, XYZ-san, Konpi Yuzukoi-man, Yuzuchi- no-oogiri-senshu-nijimaru-san, Matsuha- san, Ham-san, Saito Yuzukoi-mugen-shugyo-chuu-san, Dai-koi-san, Kazu- pippiwa-yuzumegukoi-ichigo-san, Geol-ge-ron-san.
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
Okay, let's move on to the next topic!
Go ahead!
What happened that Seattle goddess and Yui Murayama no longer want to appear in a theater performance?!
What could it be?
This is serious, isn't it?
It's serious, isn't it?
What could it be?
You're always like a goddess, but you're a goddess!
I'm sorry!
It's serious!
This topic is difficult!
It's difficult!
I can see everyone's hands.
It's lunchtime!
Thank you!
But Yelly is close with Zun-chan, so I'd like to look forward to Zun-chan.
Wait a minute!
Yuzuka is on the team.
It's the same, isn't it?
It's difficult.
What kind of "I'd like to run away first if possible" would you like?
Oh!
Done?
Done!
Oh! Then shall we start with Sato-chan?
Yay!
Oh! Then Sato-chan, are you ready?
Yeah!
When Yatano Megamiko and Murayama Yuiri said "I don't want to go to the theater park ever again", what happened?
When you go to the theater park, you become Muramizu Yuiri!
Oh!
Is it water on the other side of the mountain?
That's right!
Is it water?
It's water!
How about this?
Hey!
Maho-chan!
Maho-chan, you're doing it really fast!
Hello!
God!
God! God! God!
Toyota!
I'm sorry!
Hey, Maho-chan!
You're always working hard with me, aren't you?
I was wondering if it was water on the other side of the mountain.
It's water!
Isn't it like "sea=water"?
I see...
This time...
I'll be strict.
I see...
Is there anyone who can do it?
Yes!
Oh! Then Eri!
Yes!
What happened to the theater goddess and Muramizu Yuiri who said "I don't want to go to the theater park ever again"?
When I woke up in the morning, my lips were red.
What?
I don't like that!
Um...
God! God! God!
God! God! God! Congratulations!
(Applause)
I'm scared.
Aya Endo is really...
Your idea is amazing from above.
(Laughs)
Saya Endo...
That's amazing.
I just remembered something. Saya Endo...
Egumin is imitating Saya Endo...
Saya Endo...
(Laughs)
Well, well...
Next...
Ah! (Laughs)
Everyone... God... You've become gods, haven't you?
(Laughs)
Gun-chan and Egumin have become gods...
(Laughs)
I'm sorry...
Egumin...
This is difficult...
(Laughs)
I'm sorry...
Well then, who will go first?
Ah! Then, Yuzuka-chan!
What happened that Seattle's goddess and Murayama Yui don't want to go to the theater again?
At the opening of "Bokura no Kaze" (Our Wind)
She got the wrong tambourine and brought home a pre- ordered Baumkuchen.
(Laughs)
That's cute!
Please announce it!
God! God!
God! God! God! God! Congratulations!
(Applause)
That's amazing!
Yuzuka-chan, you're amazing!
That's really funny!
That's amazing!
That's really funny!
That's funny!
(Laughs)
That's cute, Yuzuka-chan!
(Laughs)
No, no, no, no...
(Laughs)
Well then, let's continue...
Ah! Gohan-chan!
Yes!
What happened that Seattle's goddess and Murayama Yui don't want to go to the theater again?
The whole team refused to invite Ringo Harer!
Oh!
Well then, goodbye!
Goodbye!
Quite serious this time, isn't he?
Gods! Gods! Gods!
Gods! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
It's my first time!
I'm happy!
You came finally!
Great! You thought seriously!
That's right!
Well then, continuing...
Ah, Goddess!
Yes...?
What happened that made you don't want to go to theater or park anymore?
A green laver stuck in my teeth became a trauma and I couldn't remove it until just before.
Please give us your judgment.
Kami! Kami!
Kami! Congratulations!
Is this going to be a trauma?
This is going to be a trauma.
It's a green laver.
I don't like green laver.
I don't like it.
Well, the last one is our hope, Zu-chan!
Kami-kun! Kami-kun!
Kami-kun!
Oh, I'm sorry!
What is this?
What happened that made you don't want to go to theater or park anymore?
Every time I finish a song, there is a dressing room 50 meters ahead of me.
Kami! Kami! Kami!
Kami! Kami! Congratulations!
Thank you!
Oh, I got it!
Wow!
I don't like it!
50 meters ahead is tough!
Yeah, it's tough!
50 meters every time!
I don't like it!
It takes a lot of energy!
It's faster to run in costumes or on the spot!
I don't like it!
Well, it looks like we have a super chat, so please!
Well, I'll announce it!
Joss Avana-san, Hiro Yuzukoi-san, Aiko Erii, Omoshirosugidaisuki-san, Tonari-san, Gomi-san, Konpiissho-gachi-yuzukoi-chu-yuzuchi-ga-yusho-san, Aiko Erii, Omoshirosugidaisuki-san!
Thank you, everyone!
Thank you!
So, the next topic will be the last one!
Wow!
It's fast!
The next one is this!
Please add a word to the picture and make it interesting!
Wow!
What is it, Sato-chan?
This is an off-shot of a magazine called "Beauty Summer Candies".
Wow!
What is it?
She's looking at a puddle of water!
Wow!
It's cute!
I can't stop thinking about this picture!
Really?
Maho-chan, I'm looking forward to it!
I can do it!
Please think about it!
Okay!
This is the last one!
I'm lonely!
Wow!
It's difficult!
Wow!
I can't stop thinking about this picture!
Oh! Maya-chan!
Please add a word to the picture and make it interesting!
How many mackerels can you buy with this puddle of water?
Please!
God! God!
Congratulations!
I did it!
Wow! I can't stop thinking about what Sato-chan is about to say!
God! God!
Wow! It's interesting that there are people who answer even comments from fans!
Everything is interesting!
That's right!
Oh! Someone is replying!
Oh! Merwin!
Yes, Merwin!
Please add a word to the picture and make it interesting!
Oh! The cotton candy melted when I dropped it!
God! God!
Please answer!
God! God!
Congratulations!
I did it!
The last topic is cute, isn't it?
I think Sato-chan will say it.
Then… Can I say it?
Yes, Sato-chan.
I will say it.
Please add a word to the picture and make it interesting!
This is dead water!
Cute!
Isn't it funny?
God! God! God!
Please!
I knew it!
Who is it?
Eri-chan!
I knew it!
What is "dead water"?
I don't know!
What was wrong with it?
Do you know the role of Seiro-chan?
I don't know!
This is definitely dead water!
Isn't it?
Yes, I thought so!
But I didn't drink it!
I didn't drink it, but...
It wasn't good...
Yuzuka-chan!
So...
Zunkami is...
Zunkami...
You can say "god" instead of "goddess" today!
I always say "goddess"!
It's funny!
So, Yuzuka-chan, let's go!
Yes!
Please add a word to the picture and make it interesting!
Is this tongue Brazil?
Wait for me!
"God" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god" "god"
That's funny!
Wait a second!
Eri-chan was about to say the same thing!
Oh my god!
It's funny!
Eri-chan's head spins a bit like mine!
That's funny!
It's funny!
Yuzuka-chan is funny!
I know, right?
Then, next...
Oh! Then let's go, Zun-chan!
Yes!
Please add a word to the photo and make it interesting!
Eh? Is this my soup for today's carrying?
Please rate it!
Oh, it was Kami.
Kami! Kami! Kami! Kami! Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Eh, amazing!
Can you drink this much water?
Amazing!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to drink dead water!
I don't want to die!
It's hot water soup.
Well, the last one is the master we are proud of!
Master!
Well, are you ready?
Yes, I'm sorry for being stupid.
Well, please add a word to the photo and make it interesting!
Yes!
Can you call the master and ask him to drain this water?
Wow!
Interesting!
Wow!
Amazing!
God! God!
God! Congratulations!
Yes!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Right?
If it's this much water, I think I can drain it.
No, no!
It's a good idea!
I think we have a lot of water.
Right?
Wow, it's amazing!
Yes!
So, we finished all the questions, and we received some super chats, so we will announce it!
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
Now that we've answered all of the questions, we'll announce the results!
Wow!
The first Sato Maho Oogiri Festival champion is...
Yoshiashi Yuzuka champion!
I'm happy!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Yuzuka, please tell us how you feel now.
I've always wanted to do a big race, and I'm glad I won this time.
Thank you very much!
Wow!
By the way, the results are...
Maho-chan got 2 points, Megumin got 2 points, Eri got 3 points, and Jun-chan got 3 points.
And I got 0 points!
Cute!
Other than that, Eri, Jun-chan, and Megumin came as guests today.
Megumin, how was it?
Yes! I'm not good at cutting and laughing, and I was nervous, but I'm glad I managed to do it!
It was really fun, Megumin!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
How about you, Jun-chan?
It was a lot of fun!
That's right! It was a lot of fun, so please invite me again!
I'll call you!
How about you, Eri? It was really fun!
I'm happy! I didn't think I'd be able to do it with Sato Maho again!
I'm happy! I want to do it again!
Come again!
I will! Thank you!
Thank you!
Unfortunately, it's time to say goodbye!
Before that, we had a super chat!
I'll read it out loud!
Kassi-san! Kentakoyaki Eri's Big Cutter Kami-san!
Saito Yuzukoi Infinite Training Time-san! Thank you!
Thank you!
Although the full release of the big declaration has been announced, it will continue!
If you often wash your hands, steal, and of course have a seat ticket and are planning to go out, please try to avoid acidity and continue your seafood countermeasures according to the new life schedule!
See you at the second Tsukumaho Big Declaration Festival! Thank you for today!
Thank you for watching until the end!